Kalamazoo College's Student Newspaper
By Brittany Worthington
a Letter 2 The Editor,
I am highly dissatisfied wit the quality of the IndeX. Each weak, I find sooooo many speling errers that it reelly distracts from my reading. ThE worst is when you spell somebodys name wrong. Like Prez Wilson-Oyelagagagrn, is that really so hard too get rite? I thunk that u guys need to work a lot harder cuz the pAper is a reflecshun of the student body hear at Kalmazoo. I wish that I could come by your office and show the stafff how too run a reel newspaper. U could prolly really benfit from all my Experience since I took a FULL trymester of journalism class in middle school. Unfortunately, I’m is way too busy b/c I spend all my tyme reading & scrutinizing the iNDEX lookin for mistake. Maybee I should be doing my homework butt those 8ish hours I spend as a hUman spell chek ar suuper important to myself. Also, could you try to put sum more relevant storys in the paper?? I meen there wa s that one event, in that 1 place with that one speaker guy who was reall good and stuff and that could’v bveen a cool story if you guys has known about it but for some reason all you reporters right about things like, you know, the thangs yu write about. So get on that. (hahahah, that’s what she said J). One more thin. Get yor facts straight. Last WEEK you sad their we’re 247 peeps at the poetry slam butt there was defs 248. I know. I counted. Kay. I’m outz. I have a 30 in thirty parTAY to get too. you know how it is. Why do I never see y’all there? Its like yu stay @ the office till 3Am workin on the IndeCKS or something. HahLOL, that wuld realy suck.
Luv ya Paper people bitcheZZZ,